Digital Dating - which sex?

Internet dating is becoming more and more popular by the day. But it's mostly used by men - even those claiming to be women usually turn out to be men. So how do you find out which sex you're really talking to?

Well below is a list of questions you can send your prospective partner to find out. You can either drop them subtly into the conversation or just send the list to them questionaire stylee.

  1. What's your idea of a perfect night out?
    1. An evening spent in a quiet, cosy candlelit restaurant, followed by a gentle stroll back home through sprinkling rain.
    2. A cutting edge psychedelic techno night that continues till 10 in the morning and includes a shag in the bogs halfway through.
    3. Ten pints down the local, followed by chips'n'curry sauce on the way home.
  2. If we were living together as a couple what your preferred household role be?
    1. Doing the shopping, cooking and washing up.
    2. Keeping the toilet clean, shiny and germ free.
    3. Watching the football on TV with a crate of lager in the fridge.
  3. How would you prefer to spend your weekend?
    1. Shopping on a Saturday and redecorating on the Sunday.
    2. Bringing your partner cups of tea while he works on the car.
    3. Watching the football on TV with a crate of lager in the fridge.
  4. You just won the lottery and decide to spend a bit of cash to celebrate. What would do?
    1. Take a holiday to sun drenched empty, beaches where there's nothing to do all day except swim, tan and make love on the warm white sand.
    2. Take your partner for an all expenses paid shopping trip through London's finest stores.
    3. Watching the football on TV with a crate of lager in the fridge.

If you find you get mostly ‘A’s and ‘B’s then chances are you’re chatting to either girl or someone pretending to be one.