This site now has 341 pages of gratuitous shite. The latest additions are below...

30.12.04Birdthing 3 has been added to the gallery.

23.12.04The Spirit of Xmas a long article on the hidden history of Christmas.

16.12.04 — I got my first ever hate mail. I was chuffed as a lark.

16.12.04Gareth wanted to see his photo on the site.

13.12.04Birdthing and DJ Bollocks has been added to the gallery.

24.11.04Grunge tutorial added to the mini photoshop tutorials page.

18.11.04 — Cool new links added to the antichristmas zone

02.10.04Gannet’s Stomach is a template for a new website that was never finished. Done some time ago but put up now just to prove I’m still here!

13.06.04Downloads added to the ads section includes a set of photoshop patterns and a clip library for Notetab.

03.06.04Advisor commemorates forty years of chaos (almost).

14.05.04A quick line art effect with photoshop.

16.03.04Mister Compost has been added to the gallery.

11.01.04This new year I went to a party where we celebrated the tenth anniversary of the Zapatista uprising.

10.01.04Photoshop shortcuts aren’t simply about saving time. They increase your creativity. New article on how and why to learn shortcuts.

08.01.043 new mini photoshop tutorials on grain and colour.

11.12.03The antichristmas zone has a new resources section plus there are new menus at the bottom of each page.

08.12.03A new antixmas card for 2003.

01.12.03Halloween Party. Decoye and Wonky Star get together for a debauched decent into oblivion (feat. Mr C).

05.11.03PRObe fractal is a new fractal wall paper. Could be the first of many!

06.10.03Sepia effect a mini tut for photoshop.

06.10.03Lightbulb is this weeks thought of the week.

23.09.03Tapered Effect is the biggest mini-photoshop tutorial so far.

22.09.03The Decoye Gallery which was previously at the now defunct Decoye.com has been resurrected as a subsection of the galleries.

21.09.03No Diving a collage of photos taken over the summer to fit the theme of ‘Under waterworld’ at the Urban Collective design zine.

10.08.03Diseased skin mess Make your mates look very sick with this new photoshop mini-tutorial.

07.08.03Bloodletting, this week’s thought, is a poem by Afro-american poet Saul Williams.

30.07.03Birthday invite a design added to the gallery. Getting deperate.

16.06.03Being born is this weeks thought of the week.

24.05.03Felt tip effect: how you can use your £1000 computer to create the look of a 30p pen (photoshop mini-tutorial).

23.05.03 — Hundreds slaughted at Jamie's birthday party.

21.05.03Fashion style colour a new mini photoshop tutorial.

07.05.03Adam’s Party a feature length photo documentary exploring the depths of degradation from murky Manchester

07.05.03Sheffield Samba Band at Chesterfield Mayday — a new pic.a video clip too. ——>

23.04.03Photoshop mini tutorials quick techniques for those who know photoshop.

28.03.02Ostrich Power: 50% bird, 50% dinosaur and 100% cool. Meet Struthio camelus at World Enterprises and lay some Ostrich Power on your desktop today.

16.01.03Action photo: Yours truly attempts to charge the police lines at Britain’s biggest ever demo in London yesterday.

03.01.03 — Added a new gallery to the Decoye web site here. Some old pics from this site plus some new ones too.

27.12.02Future frog — a glimpse into the future? Let’s hope not.

27.12.02the Monkey — a new Decoye pic.

26.12.02 New space wallpaper — Trouble on the starboard bow.

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