an ostrichThey may not be the smartest creatures on the block but whatever they may lack in brains is more than made up for with their dignity, style and panache. World Enterprises invites you say hello to Struthio camelus — the mighty and highly original ostrich.

Forget the old stories about ostriches being so shit scared they buried their heads in the ground. These guys stand up to 9 feet tall, can outrun a cheetah and can kick harder than Bruce Lee. Their ancestory dates to back to the Cretaceous which means they were around at the same time as tyrannosaurs, and they won coz they’re still here! And with a pedegree that goes back at least 70 million years, frankly they couldn’t give a shit what you think about them anyway.


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