Phallic Antichristmas cards

This is the original and still the best line of phallic anti-christmas cards on the web. They’re big enough to print out and have an inside christmas message too.

To see the full size version and find out more about the philosophy behind each card click on the pics below.

Inside message reads: “you’re a dickhead!”

Inside message reads: “christmas is for knobheads”

Inside message reads: “fuck christmas!”

Sending @nti-christmas cards isn't enough!
Alternative ways of spending christmas:

• EAT NO FOOD! Fast for the entire christmas period
• organise a large scale political demonstration in the centre of London on christmas day
• abstain from drinking or taking drugs
• invite all your family and friends round for a 3 day orgy (fuck christmas)
• smash up a Mcdonalds
• flypost round your neighbourhood with posters saying "fuck christmas" for weeks before

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